at varying times throughout the day, paranoia strikes me with a pang of fear that i may have worn my shirt inside out or backwards, or that i may have forgotten to brush my hair in the morning. apparently, such an incident has never occured, yet, there is always the uncertainty. i suppose this is how much confidence i have in my half asleep self, preparing for work.

...

with the demise of my favorite skecher sandals that spazzy also owns, i had been on the quest to find replacements. when i had finally discovered the perfect pair, there was also a revelation that my feet are either:

a) continuing to grow

or

b) steve madden shoes tend to run a size smaller than other brands.

i'm hoping it's b), because i really don't want to end up with size 60 shoes by the time i reach my eighties.