[ 07.18.03 ] [ 4:09 pm ]
bluefunk: i'd like a six inch veggie delite on white bread please. subway man turns to retrieve my "freshly-baked" bread and attempted to repeat my order: so...you want turkey right? bluefunk: ... um...no. a veggie delite. subway man rolled his eyes, shrugged and claimed, "they're the same thing". his sandwich-making buddy elbowed him and laughed along. obviously, i don't come from their planet where vegetarian sandwiches contain meat. what was i thinking? |