this morning, i picked up my phone line, and had an incoherent conversation with a person (at least i think he's of the human variety). it went something like:

me: good morning...[blah blah blah]

caller: yeeeer SARgeeant er__bbler

me: pardon?

caller: is...CAPtain ger____ theyr??

me: excuse me?? ...i believe you have the wrong number.

caller: oh ok. i see.

caller: loocy. ah know. garrrr...beraydy buunch?

me: you have the wrong number sir.

after this statement, i wasn't entertained anymore, so i hung up.

i still don't know what that was all about...but i hope he doesn't call again, because it was downright creepy.